Friday, September 19, 2008

Equation at its best....!!!

Equation 1

> > Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

> > Donkey = eat + sleep

> >

> > Therefore,

> > Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

> >

> > Therefore,

> > Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

> >

> > In other words,

> > Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

> >

> > Equation 2

> >

> > Men = eat + sleep + earn money

> > Donkeys = eat + sleep

> >

> > Therefore,

> > Men = Donkeys + earn money

> >

> > Therefore,

> > Men - earn money = Donkeys

> >

> > In other words,

> > Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

> >

> > Equation 3

> >

> > Women = eat + sleep + spend

> > Donkeys = eat + sleep

> >

> > Therefore,

> > Women = Donkeys + spend

> >

> > Therefore,

> > Women - spend = Donkeys

> >

> > In other words,

> > Women that don't spend = Donkeys

> >

> > To Conclude:

> >

> > >>From Equation 2 and Equation 3

> > Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

> >

> > So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

> > And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

> > So, we have...

> > Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

> > Therefore...from Postulates 1 and 2,

> > we can conclude

> > Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys

> > That live happily together!

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