Monday, September 29, 2008

CAREER EDUCATION -- EXPLORED

Its always good when we do something which we are really interested in. In most of the cases we are forced to do things which we are not interested in and we do it just for the sake of doing it . We all know how education is useful and the best part is when , we are educated in what we think is the best for us . Here there is a great opportunity with loads of scope and diversified options , which will take us to an other level . Career-education is a site which satisfies your dreams , which simply allows you to select or find the certificate or degree program which suits you the best .

Many of us still don’t know what we are really good at , which sometimes confuses and leads to a dilemma . Career-education site helps us find , what we are best at . There is something called career quiz provided by them which helps you find what you are good at . This education system is purely online , so every program we do and get certificates are online based , which is the best part of this . Its based on interactive virtual class rooms and its striving to become the optimal personalized online education environment for each individual student . It helps you find the best online school and lets you know which school provides what program . The schools are categorized based on different career options .

They have diversified career options , which gives scope for lots of people . The various options are tabbed in their website . On a larger scope the options are medical, education, technology, design, business, culinary, and legal . Education is one option which has a lot of scope but people think it serves only the purpose of teaching and hence less scope . this false assumption will be broken when you visit this site . There are so many other options which are left unnoticed and not knowing the scope available in it . For example , the ultrasound school , very few people know that today’s world demands people with a certification or degree in ultrasounds and the future demands more . Looking for a career option this is the best place to visit and search for the best in you .

LIFELOCK -- ID THEFT PROTECTION

Life lock as it says guarantee your good name , is a site that provides identity theft protection services . Identity theft might sound ignorable but still your personal information is at risk no matter how careful you are . Identity theft is a crime which is low at risk and good with rewards so everyone around are vulnerable to be the victim , which is why LIFELOCK helps you in not being the victim . Before I tell what lifelock has in store for you , I will tell what lifelock is and how is it comprehensive . Lifelock provide services which are the safest and easiest interms of usage . It has something to its credit , its services have been featured in CNN,CNBC,and wall street journal . This would be sufficient enough to start with, so lets know what lifelock has got and how it justifies that it is the safest and the easiest .

RD17 LifeLock promotion code is something lifelock.com provides which provides the service . There is a discount you get for the service they provide and the best part is that for the first thirty days its free . The package goes like this the first 30 days Free & $11 OFF! for annual membership with code. There is a link which gives you a identity theft quiz . If you want to know how better is LIFELOCK better than other identity theft service providers there is a review link , which will compare the benefits provided by every service providers . The promocodes are also compared , which gives you a better look into the service . They provide wallet lock for free with this package which is very useful for everyone . Their site provides enough information to know more about the thefts and why you need the lifelock service . Let me briefly tell you whats in their site , they provide information about the history of their service , about hackers and theft , about data breaches ,about phishing scams, about synthetic id theft and many more which will increase your knowledge about the service and will tell you why LIFELOCK is the best .

IN FASHION

Here’s something that might interest fashion enthusiasts. A website that provides all the necessary information that is needed to pursue a career in the glamorous fashion industry. Not just that, it’s got lot for the common man too. The site provides a review on the fashion schools across the nation, listed under their respective states. There are quite some career options in the fashion industry, such as fashion design production, fashion marketing/merchandising, fashion media and promotions, stylists etc. A degree in Fashion Design or Fashion Merchandising can get your foot in the door of one of the many fabulous career opportunities in the rapidly growing fashion industry. That’s where the directory of fashion schools available in this website comes to our help.

There are numerous fashion degree programs available for someone interested in pursuing a fashion career. An associate's or bachelor's degree in Fashion Design is a great stepping stone to a number of careers in fashion. Fashion design students complete a coursework in a variety of subjects that are needed to have a flourishing career in this world of style and glamour. The website also provides info on the various fashions schools that provide specific degree in fashion. Beside these, there are interesting articles on various aspects of fashion and fashion design. The website also lodges a blog where in, any kind of query or info can be discussed on. It’s a truly informative site that keeps you in tune with the latest fashion trends.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

_____ Story ... let de dash be commented...!!!

An Indian and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would
like to play a fun-game.

The Indian, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy
and a lot of fun.

He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa."

Again, the Indian declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."

This gets the Indian's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Indian doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."

So the Indian asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches
all his references. No answer!

He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches
the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
Co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail!

Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Indian and hands him $500.

The Indian thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.

The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Indian and asks,

"Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Indian reaches into his purse, hands the American $5,

and goes back to sleep!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Sidhuism’s: Sidhu's Cricket Quotes

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados. "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala.. one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze. 17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
30. Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!
31. It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent on committing suicide!
32. He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg!
33. When you are dining with the demons, you've got to have a long spoon!
34. All that comes from a cow is not milk!
35. Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!
36. The gap between bat and pad is so wide you could have driven a car through.
37. He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.
38. You cannot ride a seat-less bicycle without getting blisters on your bums.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Good bye .... MOM...!!!

It looks like a sad story...but do continue reading to the
end!.....It?s a lesson to learn..................

I was walking through the supermarket to pick up a few things when I
noticed an old lady following me around. Thinking nothing of it, I
ignored her and continued on. Finally I went to the checkout line, but
she got in front of me.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel
uncomfortable. It's just that you look like my son, who just died
recently."

"I'm very sorry," I said to her, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mom?' It would
make me feel so much better."

"Sure," I said. An odd request, but no harm would come of it.

As the old woman was leaving, I called out, "Good Bye, Mom!"

As I stepped up to the checkout counter, I saw that my total was
$1027.50.

"How can that be?" I asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Mindblowing Story

An Indian and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would
like to play a fun-game.

The Indian, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy
and a lot of fun.

He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa."

Again, the Indian declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."

This gets the Indian's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Indian doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."

So the Indian asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches
all his references. No answer!

He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches
the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
Co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail!

Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Indian and hands him $500.

The Indian thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.

The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Indian and asks,

"Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Indian reaches into his purse, hands the American $5,

and goes back to sleep!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Story justifyin de pic...!!!!


There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport
terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The
gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his
watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his
administrative assistant's face appears.
He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a
smile!
The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!!
He asks, "What kind of a watch is that?"
"It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication," the gentleman
explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's
brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 10 Gigahertz.
The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy
this watch from the gentleman. They agree on a heavy price and the cash
was handed immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it
over and then walks away.
The new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you
forgot your suitcases."
The gentleman stops, smiles, and replies, "No, they are yours now. They
are the modems you always need to carry for your new watch.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Read this..... u'll kno IT better...!!!



Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the
side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a
halt.

The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban
sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out
and
asks the Shepherd: If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you

give me one of them?"

The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock

of
grazing sheep and replies: "Okay."

The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax,
enters
a NASA Webster, scans the

Ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with

logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his
high-tech mini-printer.

He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep
here."

The shepherd cheers,"that's correct, you can have your sheep."

The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks:

"If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?"

The young man answers, "Yes, why not".

The shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant ".

How did you know?" asks the young man.

"Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without
being
called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already
knew,
and third, you don't understand anything about my business...

Now can I have my DOG back?"

Friday, September 19, 2008

Equation at its best....!!!

Equation 1

> > Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

> > Donkey = eat + sleep

> >

> > Therefore,

> > Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

> >

> > Therefore,

> > Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

> >

> > In other words,

> > Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

> >

> > Equation 2

> >

> > Men = eat + sleep + earn money

> > Donkeys = eat + sleep

> >

> > Therefore,

> > Men = Donkeys + earn money

> >

> > Therefore,

> > Men - earn money = Donkeys

> >

> > In other words,

> > Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

> >

> > Equation 3

> >

> > Women = eat + sleep + spend

> > Donkeys = eat + sleep

> >

> > Therefore,

> > Women = Donkeys + spend

> >

> > Therefore,

> > Women - spend = Donkeys

> >

> > In other words,

> > Women that don't spend = Donkeys

> >

> > To Conclude:

> >

> > >>From Equation 2 and Equation 3

> > Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

> >

> > So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

> > And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

> > So, we have...

> > Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

> > Therefore...from Postulates 1 and 2,

> > we can conclude

> > Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys

> > That live happily together!

Resume ...neva any1 wud imagine.... be proud to be an Indian..!!


RESUME

EDUCATION /Qualification:

1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh
1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University, Chandigarh,
1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College, Cambridge,
1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge,
1957; DPhil (Oxford), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India's export competitiveness

OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience :

Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;
Reader, Economics, 1959-63;
Professor, Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh, 1963-65;
Professor, International Trade, Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi, 1969-71;

Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University, New Delhi, 1976 and
Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi, 1996 and Civil Servant

Working Experience/ POSITIONS:

1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade
1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance

1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India ;
Director, Industrial Development Bank of India;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD

November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs); Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member, finance, Space Commission

April 1980 - September 15, 1982: Member-secretary, Planning Commission

1980-83: Chairman, India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee

September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985: Governor, Reserve Bank of India.

1982-85: Alternate Governor for India, Board of governors, International Monetary Fund

1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister

1985: President, Indian Economic Association

January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987: Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission

August 1, 1987 - November 10, 19! 90: Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva

December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991: Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs

March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991: Chairman, UGC

June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996: Union finance minister

October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket

June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance

August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce

March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha

June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance

August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules

Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group

June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee

BOOKS:

India's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth -
Clarendon Press, Oxford University, 1964; also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.

OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge , 1956

Padma Vibhushan, 1987

Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;

Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994

INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:

1966: Economic Affairs Officer

1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD

1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform

1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings

1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting

1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting

1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna

RECREATION :

Gymkhana Club, New Delhi; Life Member, India International Centre, NewDelhi

PERSONAL DETAIL:

Name: Dr Manmohan Singh

DOB: September 26, 1932

Place of Birth: Gah (West Punjab)

Father: S. Gurmukh Singh

Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur

Married on: September 14, 1958

Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur

Children: Three daughters

Our Prime Minister - the most qualified PM all over the world.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Sometimes u gotta learn cin de reflections...!!!


Took near a lake while going to my friends house . Its such an exotic place many people here don't know about these places . I like to present a poem ha ha please bear with me .

If love gave wings I would fly away
not with but far from you
and redefine its perception
If love was mature I would not be wishing
for its symmetry beyond this reality
or constantly dismantling my confusion
If love were all, I would be
living under and digging further
six feet closer to my surrender
But love failed and you fell
deeper than me, yet both rose
in a paradoxical lesson, that of life

TO realize the value of
1 year - ask 1 who failed in exam and lost a year of education
1 month - Ask one who has not received his salary
1 week - ask any one who has stayed in their relatives home
1 day - ask who is fasting
1 hour - ask one who is waiting for someone
1 min - ask any one who has just missed a bus or train or flight
1 second - ask who has just escaped an accident
Every moment is a treasure . Yesterday is history and tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift i think thats why they call it as 'present' . So enjoy the present and enjoy your life my friends .

Picture me tels ooty...!!!




The only pictures that i took in black and white in Ooty are these two pictures . All other pictures we took in color only as i was with my family i couldn't take many pictures because my mom keeps on yelling at me to stop playing with the camera and take family pictures rather than taking pictures like this he he. And like always the sky was so beautiful that day i am so lucky most days that i take a picture of the sky it will be so beautiful ha ha . It was so cold that day full of breeze we even had those fog and mist going here and there . I saw small kids playing in the for and i prayed some kids get lost in that mist i will go and rescue them in the dark woods and their parents calling me a hero and like they end in powerpuff girls i come in the end with the audio " and the day was saved by navin " , but what if i go and try to find them and i get lost oh my god nothing happened that day he he .

Beautiful trees with a beautiful sky background in a evening time with a cool breeze that makes your mind calm and loose all your thoughts your worries and feels like heaven just like they say in master card advertisement some things cant be bought by money and this is one .